26 10 2008

Well it’s about time. I was always that hippy type who likes getting organised and acheiving social life in every occasion, so maybe this blog would be about my so called “self development”projects that I’ve made myself.

e.g. make more stories, get some other good on-screen gadgets, widgets or whatever to be more social in the site. Maybe also what I feel on random subjects that I’ll post on the BONUS section on every post. e.g. Chinese DIm Sum or Michael Jackson songs. Maybe even debates on which character is cooler like Lindsay Lohan vs Mario. Or a diary on school life. I’ll try start that subject this post.

I’ll make a good header, more pictures(I finally know what kind), and videos if I have the time. So this means I’ll be busy with homework, Cantonese dictation(which is so freakin easy), social life gainings and a wee bit contributed to renovations on the site. Especially the title. Who here likes the title? I mean seriously, The Jetboy Files?! What was I thinking? Alright so maybe I’ll give you guys a poll on what new title you would want right here:

So today was a friend at school’s 11th Birthday, I mean, he was like, 10 in Grade six till just now? Ah well, I sacrificed 12 HKD to him. It’s not much, you can buy 3 packs of cheap chips with that money.

So maybe I won’t be on your sites for quite a while designing everything, so happy waiting.


I was wondering if anybody over here is disgusted with words like “fat grease” or “duck poo”. Cuz’ it seems like all the Grade ones like saying it in my school. Talk about a decent education. It gives them a positive conclusionary misbehavior in life. Refreshing the mind with… unrefreshing second-hand drinks, if you know what I mean. I acted the same back at their age… under influence of Grde sixers. Now that I’m a Grade six student, I won’t teach them “poop” and”… actually nothing else, I’ll show them the ways of a word that begins with the letter L, LOSER. I mean seriously, the boys are like “haha it’s shit” while the girls are like”talking about the most tipical things a girl would say.  TOO TIPICAL. I’d blast my head of if they would talk more about princesses and Barbie. The barbie theme song is perv. “You can comb my hair, Undress me anywhere, I mean is Barbie prostitute or what? Every nerds'(not me) favourite dream to demolish Grade one girls is replacing their fluffy stuffed ponies to dangerous malificationationpalictinationishpaslicodinmo Trojan horses. You wouldn’t get the joke if you haven’t seen CPMAN’s Stuff 101 section’s blue screen of death. So look there and read the joke again.


Sigh… quizzes

19 10 2008

The reason I’ve been gone is well, look at the title. I still have a Cantonese test soon so wait till Wednesday for updates. I just did a project at my friend’s on the Chinese milk tainted scandal and the Shenzhou 7 things… very fun, my friend, me and some other people that were the projct members had a chance to bake a Germanese brand chocolate muffins. Too bad not Betty Crockers, I LUV BETTY CROCKERS!!!

So now that story I made… I’ve edited the 8 year old dude into 11, it would resemble more of me, which means much more accurate feelings and whatever.

Nothing too much at school besides quizzes, maybe I came up with new rumours that I’m gonna release at school on Monday? ( It’s about boyfriend girlfriend stuff, I think anybody would fall for it.)


I’ve joined the school’s basketball team as extra cirricular?


10 10 2008

That’s Thursday and Friday boys and girls. On Thursday there’s pressure, then on Friday, embarassment.

Alright so on Thursday I rushed to finish my punishment, copying down a Cantonese chapter two times. But I can’t because apparently the E teacher told me that I have to participate in our school’s Musical Gala choir. So I didn’t have enough time. Homework piling up, me tumbling down an imaginary hill named “The Calmness Hill”. Then while singing(which I suck at, and was expected to sing in French) I’ve noticed that I forgot to bring me and my classmates’ Cantonese dictation, as I’m un-offical monitor  for that lesson. So when the class was dismissed, I sneakingly squeezed passed the “class queue” and went to the Cantonese classroom. Locked. So I went to get the keys two stories below then going back up, getting the assignments in the room then going to the bus area by myself. Apparently two nosey joking prefects that I know spotted me and halted me, asking me what the papers were. I said noooooothing and shook them off, just in time for my teacher to spot me. She scolded me cuz’ I didn’t join the school queue and didn’t give any notice. She threatened that she would make me pay on Friday. I gulped.

Then on Friday it was doomsday. Actually all I had to do was choose the correct TRUE excuse words and I slipped pass without any punishments! Then somebody spotted blue ball pen ink on the butt part of my school uniform. I was soooooo embarassed. So the whole day afterwards I constantly pulled down my school shirt.

Blake Jetboy.


There really are nerds out there who just play an online game and sometimes making excuses not to go to school just to play.

The reason why I haven’t been on so long is because…

8 10 2008

…I got a lot of Chinese work. Cantonese to be precise. So I play Runescape again(groanings from audience) but not enough to neglect this. I never will. I know some people who go addict and quit their social life. I mean for heaven sake. There’s this guy on our school bus who gives out fortune cards. I got the one where it said I was a boy and a girl in one body. Of course I’m not like that.

I’m still killing myself(not really) while thinking of a plot for this site. I mean you guys don’t want Runescape, I’ve grown out of Club Penguin… HEY THERES THIS GUY ON WORDPRESS HAVING A CP BLOG MAKING THE HAWT POST! Also, I can’t give picture of me and my classmates.

Ways on how to commit suicide:

1) Go on pills/drugs

2) Stab yourself

3)  Jump of a cliff

4) Suffocate yourself in water/pillow

5) Sing “Jingle Bells” in front of a gangster in a dark alley

NOTE: Do not try this at home kids! Thank you for your cooperation.